Barfly All-Stars: The Eager Out-of-Towners

(ē-gər au't äv tau'nərs) Eager Out-of-Towners (EOoTs) are either a couple that swings or just long-time friends with benefits who are visiting your city for the weekend and are looking to score.

When determining if a couple of new customers are EOoTs look for maps, wide eyes, and/or t-shirts that loudly proclaim their geography of origin. Often EOoTs will disclose their foreigner status when asking which other clubs are fun to visit thus saving you the trouble of figuring it out for yourself. Once properly intoxicated, one or both of the EOoTs will most likely make a pass at you if they have no luck procuring sexual partners from the club's attendees. Occasionally you will be asked where one might purchase illicit narcotics as it's generally a safe bet that service industry workers know where to get the best drugs.

Common variations include: Drrty German Swingers, Aloof French-Canadian Freaks, Randy Midwesterners, and Big City Slummers.

Behavior: The EOoT with the most personality or the best looks will often troll through the bar attempting to find one or more patrons willing to go back to the EOoTs' hotel room for assorted shenanigans. The quieter or less attractive EOoT will generally plant themselves at your bar and attempt to make awkward small talk. Should you decide to join them in their multi-person horizontal fandango the odds of enjoying yourself are generally decent as people tend to have fewer inhibitions when not on their home turf.

CAUTION: EOoTs are occasionally Stumblinas that are exploring the drinking options of other cities. While it's true that you will never see them again once they've been over-served, explaining how the vomit-covered unconscious person on the dance floor is not your fault to your manager can be tricky and should only be attempted by experts in the ancient arts of BS.

Quote: "Oh fancy! We sure don't have go-go dancers like that back in Peoria."

Tips will generally be decent, the overflow of sexual urges can often leak into an EOoTs' pocket book.