(ˈbərn't sər-kət) Burnt Circuits (BC) are almost exclusively muscle-bound men who's lives revolve around going to traveling Circuit Parties, taking enough narcotics to kill an elephant and spending the week working out and tanning to the exact same music they were listening to all weekend. After a year or two of this most BCs look almost identical aside from mild variations in tanning color and tribal arm-band tattoo patterns.
Common variations: None.
Behavior: Most BCs will take the earliest opportunity to remove their shirts at the first sign of repetitive and loud dance music. Aside from constantly talking about which particular club diva is big in the Cirtcuit world or exactly how high they were last weekend most BCs will have little to nothing to say and will promptly return to the dance floor looking for other BCs to gyrate arrhythmically with.
CAUTION: Many BCs will be combining narcotics with alcohol, should one slip into a drug-induced seizure make sure to point and laugh derisively before calling 911. In order to avoid awkwardness, make sure that the person is, in fact, a BC before laughing at any seizures.
Quote: "I know the owner!
"What?!
"I said I know the owner! Oh nevermind, this is my favorite song!"
Tips will generally be on the low side of average as being a BC is an expensive and hollow lifestyle choice.
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