(krüzē süzē) When a person's one and only purpose for leaving the house is to get naked and sweaty as soon as possible, they've entered into the realm of the Cruisey Suzy (CS). The CS pursues physical gratification to the exclusion of all else, with an aversion to strings that makes Pinocchio look like a bondage enthusiast.
While a CS comes in every shape and size, they're always easy to spot by the fact that they're never seen talking to potential receptacles of lust for more than a minute. Anyone that needs to talk longer than that is clearly going to take more effort than the CS is willing to invest. Look for shifting eyes that linger too long, coupled with mismatched attire scrounged from years of collecting other people's leftover clothing off the floor the next morning.
Common variations: Dirty Daddy, Cougar on Patrol, Ye Olde Towne Bicycle, and Emotional Biohazard.
Behavior: The hallmarks of an avowed CS include little to no talking, since any witty banter will be ignored as will any flirtations that do not result immediately in sex.
Quote: "Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't I been inside you?"
Since most CSs are old pros in the bar scene, they know that average Tips stir up the least trouble/attention. Their Tips are never great, but never poor; just like the sex should you decide to go home with one.
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