(brō-tärd) Often seen traveling in packs of 3-9 members, Brotards are men who's best years were in high school and are blithely unaware that time is catching up to them fast. Brotards tend to prefer Sports Bars or predatory clubs where Lemondrop Girls can be found.
Brotards are most easily recognized by their attire; composed almost exclusively of Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, or ill-fitting sports jerseys. They will generally drink beer by the 14oz pint as it looks larger than the 14oz bottle and therefore gives the impression of more cheap bang for their cheap buck. Rounds are often ordered together and paid together as the complex social pecking order is decided by which bro owes which other bro a 'solid' for getting him wasted enough to not be bothered by the deep and blatant currents of homoerotisism that define their daily lives.
Common variations: Generally too minor to be noticeable by all but the most studious of bro enthusiasts.
Behavior: Expect a large amount of fist-pumping, chest-bumping and high-fiving. The strict social protocols that all Brotards follow mandate that any physical contact must be mildly violent and hyphenated.
CAUTION: At least one Brotard in the pack will eventually become violent no matter what the circumstances may be. Make sure that security is keeping an eye on them at all times.
Quote: "Hey bro, my girlfriend's out of town for the weekend. Wanna come back to my room and smoke a bowl?"
Tips will be fair to middlin'.
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